Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 27, 2023

jacob j.w.c

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.

jacob j.w.c

by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

Jacob Clohisy

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019

Jacob Clifford

The most glorious and amazing person in the whole planet. He teaches economics like no other. He is the ultimate skinny legend in Macro AND Micro Economics. His YouTube channel is the holy grail of all youtubers. Everyone aspires to make as good videos as he does. Mr. Clifford makes the best macro/micro study guide.

Person: Hey, do you know how to do an AD/AS graph?
Person 2: No, but I watched this video on YouTube by Jacob Clifford that is easy to understand.
Person 1: Awesome! What is his Youtube handle?
Person 2: Its just Jacob Clifford!

by naturalism November 29, 2018

Jacob Cain

The cutest, funniest, most adorable guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him.

Look at Jacob Cain! He's soooo dreamy!

by thathotartsychick April 8, 2015

Jacob Cote

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan

Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

by mrifresh55, hxckideskimo August 6, 2010

Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit

Okay so let me tell u about this gamer.

He is one of the coolest boo-boos in town as well as the biggest fool. For an ultimate gamer (that he claims to be) he also happens to be an ultimate loser, explaining why Jeff talks shit about him 24/7(but we don't discriminate).

Jacob is blind as a bat so if you see him running move out of the way. He will trample you will his barefeet. Jacob a.k.a snotboy will still her bitch and your man so be a-fucking-ware. Jacob has the power of 1,000 Leela's so he will literally defeat any and everyone except Godlesp of course.

Boo boo the Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit.

by Pseudofragginnym May 28, 2019