Jaaron

A real asshole.

wow that jaaron) is an asshole

by dinosoar September 13, 2019

Jaaron

An amazing person. People with this name are the clichèd nerds! They are amazing fathers and attract the most amazing people. They are very good at talking to people and they naturally make people happier. Their smiles light up the room! If you are a Jaaron and reading this, I hope that you keep being you and keep being happy!

Person 1: Did you notice that guy that walked in earlier?

Person 2: Yeah, what was his name?
Person 3: Jaaron I think...
Person 1: Hmm. He definitely acted like one!
Person 3: Yeah he totally made the party so much better!
Person 2: Can't wait to see him again!

by Jlee_screw2020 November 8, 2020

Jaaron Hayek

A male who is very very sexy. He is hotter then your soup. When you burn yourself with burning water, yeah he’s hotter than that!!

Jaaron Hayek is so sexy and is hotter than the sun.

by mini fish February 12, 2018

jaaron whitlow

A cool savage that's cool with everyone unless u anger him he might wake his savage up

He's acting like a jaaron whitlow

by aojifkljsdoijga October 25, 2019

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019