iwabf 

i want a boyfriend

bru iwabf now i been single for 3 months

iwabf by terriney123 September 10, 2022

iwybfmima

“I want your big fat meat in my ass

“iwybfmima” means “i want your big fat meat in my ass”

iwybfmima by nezuu May 19, 2022

IWABW 

Abbreviation for "I wish a bitch would".

All these hoes finna square up on IG #IWABW

IWABW by Elio Fiorucci April 5, 2018

iWaffle 

1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!

2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!

1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG

BEN:
what?

JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....

BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles

Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!

Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.

gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....

gangster 1: :|

iWaffle by The original waffle December 11, 2006

iWaffle 

The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.

My roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so I left him an iWaffle before work.

iWaffle by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012

iwabcdiaatcwstwshcnihbiaetetvwsqttgdovmtnqetpasogdfeawhthsobcaormaoeoiacptlfidhbtttwidsaefmtamwtfoamoaffwahbmarhfwmftsiwnuttleatbotiwswaaptecwcoddhiwaotedipfhw 

it was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his
breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly
through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not
quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him.
The hallway smelt of boiled cabbage and old rag mats. At
one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display,
had been tacked to the wall. It depicted simply an enormous face, more than a metre wide: the face of a man of
about forty-five, with a heavy black moustache and ruggedly handsome features. Winston made for the stairs. It was
no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut
off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive
in preparation for Hate Week.

it's always "hru" and never "iwabcdiaatcwstwshcnihbiaetetvwsqttgdovmtnqetpasogdfeawhthsobcaormaoeoiacptlfidhbtttwidsaefmtamwtfoamoaffwahbmarhfwmftsiwnuttleatbotiwswaaptecwcoddhiwaotedipfhw"

iwabcdiaatcwstwshcnihbiaetetvwsqttgdovmtnqetpasogdfeawhthsobcaormaoeoiacptlfidhbtttwidsaefmtamwtfoamoaffwahbmarhfwmftsiwnuttleatbotiwswaaptecwcoddhiwaotedipfhw by Winston Smith My Beloved December 7, 2021

Iwabo 

Iwrestledabearonce, the greatest band known to man, their music is a fusion between grindcore, techno, smooth jazz, and easy listening, it's basically the ultimate thing to listen to while doing anything.

1. Dude, did you hear that new iwabo song?
2. No man is it good.
1. *drool*

Iwabo by a bear, September 8, 2009