Itens

Retarded way of spelling items, usually seen at MMO's

Mentally Challenged Guy: ITENS PLIXZORD
Random Dude: Go fuck yourself
Mentally Challenged Guy: ITENS PLIXXX
Random Dude: *sigh*

by ScarletRose September 28, 2008

iteens

Those stupid gossipy 13 yr old girls that walk around EVERYWHERE holding their iPhones out for the world to see just to brag or show off. Typically can be seen at school football games traveling in packs. They can also be seen at the mall. Their clothes consist of short shorty shorts, and shirts that are 3 sizes two small along with flip flops.

Guy 1: Hey man did you see that new star wars movie?
Guy 2: No man, but don't spoil it!
*obnoxiously loud high pitched laughing
Guy 1: God Dammit!
Guy 2: Wtf is that incredibly irritating noise!?
Guy 1: Its those stupid bratty iteens.

Guy 2: Again!?

by Go Fund Yourself! April 8, 2016

intensed

staring deeply at a hot girl's bossom

Johnny was intensed by Julie's proud breast.

by Mcpherson November 3, 2007

Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

1v1 me fox only no items final destination

1. (Noun) A match where you 1v1 someone fox only final destination no items in Super Smash Bros. (Any Super Smash Bros. games can be used, but Melee is recommended.)
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.

1. 1v1 me fox only no items final destinations n00b.
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination

by Literally Anyone December 29, 2016

iensemble

An intentional misspelling/mispronounciation of the word "ensemble" to make it sound as though the letter "I" is present in it.

Such a word is used by a person in a situation out of desparation to prove that the letter "I" exists in a word synonymous to the word "team". Said person is doing so to justify a selfish attitude or demeanor.

"Look, man, there ain't no 'I' in team!"
"There ain't?"
"No!"
"What about group?"
"Not in 'group' either"
"Crew?"
"Nuh-uh"
"Gang?"
"No"
"iensemble?"
"You just mispronounced that word to make it sound like it had an 'I' in it"

by arrogant_fellow May 4, 2009

itness

The state of being "it." The feeling of unnameable joy that accompanies a transcendent, quintessential experience.

The layered guitar picking and vocal melody of Big Star's "Thirteen" are perfect on their own, but when combined with the lyrics the song achieves something beyond perfection: a palpable itness.

by bri_xy June 15, 2011