Person A: I can’t stand Carl! He’s such a fucking tumor!
Person B: I understand. I once dated someone like that.
Person B: I understand. I once dated someone like that.
by havefunfindingout April 4, 2019
Noun, Adjective. Tumor is used to define any emotion that you have but don't want. It could also be used to describe a object or person.
"Man, I really like Sasha but she will never date me. My emotions are just a fucking tumor."
"I have this really annoying friend who won't go away. I wouldn't even consider him as a friend. He's such a fuggin tumor!"
"Bro I'm so fuckin hi RN it crazyyyyyy but i have this dept to this green dealer nowwww its gonnaa be succhhhhh a fuckiiiin tumor mannnn."
"I have this really annoying friend who won't go away. I wouldn't even consider him as a friend. He's such a fuggin tumor!"
"Bro I'm so fuckin hi RN it crazyyyyyy but i have this dept to this green dealer nowwww its gonnaa be succhhhhh a fuckiiiin tumor mannnn."
by Cosmic_Stars October 3, 2018
A ugly boy that you can't get rid of without surgery or you could just kill yourself. You know who you are. The annoying one in the party that you don't like but you don't want to be mean to. And he is a pervert to little boys and WILL touch you in inappropriate places
by AssassinCNB May 13, 2016
A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?
Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!
Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!
by EmmaTheLeoaprd June 26, 2010
This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
by breadakita December 21, 2020