When you masturbate so much, and you're dry(usually close to/end of period) and your clit almost tears and burns. Especially effective of you've eaten chicken wings, and then masturbate with your fingers.
by Erwin58 December 2, 2014
when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 7, 2013
by Big Boulder June 2, 2022
The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.
Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.
by Honolulu Girl November 7, 2009
by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
by Sanjito December 11, 2020
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
by Sanjito December 11, 2020