by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005
The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.
by The Gulath Clan October 16, 2018
Updog” is a made-up term based on a wordplay of the colloquial expression “what’s up, dog?” that is commonly used as a practical joke. Hey, Billy updog? to elicit the question what's updog? to which the prankster typically responds with the punchline "Nothing. What’s up with you? The original Ligma
by Dabfreak October 25, 2018
by hairy chonch May 2, 2003
My dog is so horney, this morning i looked over at him and he was walking around with a long, tall, fat up dog.
by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008
by sitnfish January 5, 2009
a dog that is up
person 1: up dog.
person 2: what?
person 1: ask then.
person 2: what is up dog?
person 1: a dog that is up
person 2: oh.
person 2: what?
person 1: ask then.
person 2: what is up dog?
person 1: a dog that is up
person 2: oh.
by 8we6oqd4wq May 1, 2020