n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.
by Tobascoman February 2, 2010
Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
by Please Use December 30, 2011
Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.
Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."
Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.
Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core
Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.
Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core
Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009
Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.
Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
by Zonetbh August 25, 2009
@JUSTJOOO
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023
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