Irregard

Giving zero fucks entirely

"Listen here, I watched your son fuck my daughter from 4 feet away in my driveway and made eye contact. he belittled me in front of my daughter while IN her, and showed total complete fucking IRREGARD during the entire ordeal until he drove off in that wagon of his."

by unworldly April 2, 2020

irregardlessificationising

irregardlessificationising (noun. gerund) - the adoption of a neologism by adding extraneous affixes to an already existing and perfectly fine word. For example, using 'irregardless" instead of "regardless". The term is used to mock the use of such words in speech or writing, or by inclusion in dictionaries.

Synonym: affixationizingism

Etymology: Formed by its own example of adding extraneous affixes from irregardless; this is also an example of nouning an adverb. Note that the preferred spelling uses the British -ising for added insult, but may also be spelled irregardlessificationizing with -izing.

"We are still displeased with the irregardlessificationizing of language by adding extraneous affixes to create malarkey words, but pandemic is a fitting #WordOfTheYear."

"So much pretentious business jargon (like 'actionable' or 'ideation' or 'pre-meeting' or 'wordsmithing') uses irregardlessificationising to appear smart in front of co-workers, but is both ridiculous and condescending."

by Richard.J.Barbalace April 12, 2021

irregardless

Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.

Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"

by Dwayne Boyd September 5, 2005

irregardlessly

"ly" does not make anything a negative, dumbass. It makes it an adverb.

He posted a correction to another definition, irregardlessly of the fact that you're not supposed to do that, and also the fact that "irregardless" is a stupid word.

by Correction man August 5, 2012

irregardless

A word used by uneducated people intending to sound intelligent. Often, the defendant will use this word in court in an attempt to impress the judge and jury. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Uh... yes your Honor.... Irregardless of the the evidence, I was not the young man in the security video.

by sanjac1836 February 3, 2008

irregardless

An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".

Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"...

Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

irregardless

A word you should never, ever use in front of your English professor.

Student: "But irregardless of that--"
English professor: "*thwack*"

by SurelyNotI July 23, 2008