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A place where the air smells of sewer and ass. Everyone knows each other and most people never leave because it's like a black hole, once you are sucked in you never ever ever leave unless you're one of the lucky ones who aren't pieces of complete shit that sling drugs around. It used to be a good place to settle down with a family, now it's got more drugs than people in it. If you live here then congrats, you live in a shitty little piece of paradise.
Shitty Ironton.

I live in drugtopia.
Oh! You mean Ironton?

Redneckville

Arrnton
Ironton by shit.tits December 15, 2010
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Ironton Smoothie 

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
Ironton Smoothie by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
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what's left behind in your neighbor's lawn after you walk your dog.
ironton is a crappy piece of crap. smells like crap.
ironton by will1735 August 14, 2008

Ironstrongbear 

A person who is quite weak. The exact opposite of a real Ironstrongbear. Used as an insult.
That kid is so weak, hes an Ironstrongbear.
Ironstrongbear by Shu November 14, 2003

ironstorm 

Ironstorm is a stupid ass retarted rocket league player that doesn't have a life
Ironstorm doesn't have a life
ironstorm by Mylonas November 20, 2021

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026