Iron on my hip 

Iron on your hip means that you are carrying a pistol which are generally made of iron

Dont fuck with me i got iron on my hip

Iron on my hip by TyroneDaBeast December 12, 2018

Big Iron On His Dick

A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.

Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points

Big Iron On His Dick by CuteBoy56 January 5, 2021

Hop on Hearts of Iron 4 

Term for men who love to get shot and molested by baby monkeys. The man usually enjoys it.

John: "Hey, want to hop on Hearts of Iron 4?"
Larry: "Yeah, sure. I'd love to :D"

Hop on Hearts of Iron 4 by Ulty May 1, 2022

four iron blocks one pumpkin head 

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

four iron blocks one pumpkin head by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Irononym 

A word or name that’s hilariously ironic because it contradicts its own meaning or purpose. Think “lisp” being notoriously hard to say for people with a speech impediment.

Who decided “abbreviation” needed so many letters? That’s an irononym if I’ve ever seen one!

Irononym by Lexidaisical Luke December 2, 2024