A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner, a homosexual sodomite.
by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006
A certain individual that interrupts or somehow alters a loved and permanent tradition by unexpectedly showing up and trying to forcibly incorporate themselves into it.
Julia showed up at the last minute at my family's Christmas dinner and brought haggis. Major tradition intruder!
by swaggqueenthugface November 18, 2011
by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006
Man in bar to female: Hey, can I slip you my pink intruder?
or
Alien to captured female: Are you ready to feel the heat of the pink intruder, Earthling?
or
Alien to captured female: Are you ready to feel the heat of the pink intruder, Earthling?
by Anjillwithadevilsmind September 6, 2008
Also Known as a G.I. This is a faggot that thinks he's a badass motherfucker because he's enlisted in the army. but really hes just a cradle-robbing rapist who likes to put date rape pills in high school chick's drinks.
Oh jesus christ, that faggot GI on that crotch rocket is tryin to look in our windows. Hopefully he notices that we're over the age of 18, Girl Intruders think that shit's a turn off.
by NoNoHatesPoPo April 24, 2008
Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.
Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?
Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.
Steven: they are really dumb.
Chad: for real.
Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.
Steven: they are really dumb.
Chad: for real.
by Leviathong November 29, 2021
Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.
by RottenTwinkies666 March 31, 2016