Definitions by Anjillwithadevilsmind

Veal Drapes 

The pink inner walls of a womens vagina

Man to friend..."Yeah, I got her all drunk and she let me part the veal drapes!!

Veal Drapes by Anjillwithadevilsmind October 21, 2008

Pink intruder 

Penis

Man in bar to female: Hey, can I slip you my pink intruder?
or
Alien to captured female: Are you ready to feel the heat of the pink intruder, Earthling?

Pink intruder by Anjillwithadevilsmind October 21, 2008