"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012
by CourtneyCliche[tm] August 5, 2008
When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.
by mammoth1111 November 21, 2011
by magpie55 July 29, 2011
As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 14, 2016
Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."
Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."
Friend 1: Shit!
Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."
Friend 1: Shit!
by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009
A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)
He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.
by beefstew429 December 14, 2010