Anal Intruder

When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.

My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.

Anal Intruder by The King Cornholer March 27, 2008

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

Anal Intruder by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

anal intruder

A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner, a homosexual sodomite.

male penis in male anus eg. anal intruder

anal intruder by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

anal intruder

It is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door

Anal intruder is when the Poop shoot has a mishap due to an oversize penis

anal intruder by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006

appalacian anal intruder 

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.

hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

appalacian anal intruder by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

anal snake intruder 

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.

So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.

anal snake intruder by RottenTwinkies666 July 1, 2016