wave interference

So two hotties are waving hands at each other. Their hands are 1 inch apart. My flesh hammer is in between their hands, loving it.

"Hey Jessica!"
"What Katie?"
"Everytime we wave hello, Luke comes."
"Yeah, well I'd wish he'd hurry up running wave interference already."

by Ken Lures November 28, 2013

to run interference

helping a friend get laid by entertaining her annoying friend, at any cost

Ryan was trying to get into beautiful Tiffany's pants, but her fat and annoying best friend was cock-blocking him, so I ran interference on the bitch.

by David Stewart November 11, 2003

Running Interference

Entertaining the obligatory fat chick in every group of hot chicks so your boys can get a piece off her friends.

I ran interference last weekend and my bed still doesn't smell right.

by AspiringdeitY August 6, 2003

cosmic interference

Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference

by Madam Fortune November 26, 2017

run interference

To cause a commotion make a spectacle of one's self or to just generally draw attention to yourself in order to allow someone to do something.

I had my sister run interference with my boyfriend while I got this guy's number

by Chelizsa June 2, 2004

run interference

To deflect attention away from someone else.

My buddy and I used to run interference for each other by taking turns playing racquetball with the husband to get him out of the house, so the other one could visit his home to fuck his wife.

by baldyguy December 11, 2011

Autocorrect Interference

When the software of a messaging application causes confusion or hampers the readability a sentence by automatically correcting perceived errors. This often results in a textfusion, a fail or gibberish text.

Josh: You want to go to that concert in August?
Michel: If we're not running then walk then yeah.
Josh: I don't know what that means.
Michel: All I'm ear but snow.
Josh: I'm getting some wicked autocorrect interference... i'll call you in a bit.

by Jashole May 18, 2015