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Internension 

An awkward tension one experiences after talking to someone online for a while, and then actually meeting/seeing them outside the internet.
Bill: Hey have you been talking to Sally online?
Jim: Yeah... but when I saw her at school yesterday there was so much internension!
Internension by Sammich19 August 26, 2009

Prohibition Intermission 

A period of time at a party where everyone stops partying to hide all of the alcohol for fear that cops or parents have showed up.
John: Hey, why is everyone hiding all the booze?

Jake: Prohibition intermission man, they saw a cop drive by.

Canadian Interception 

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.
Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

intermission poop 

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping
“then take an intermission poop”

Gentleman's Intermission 

When a middle-aged man or older takes a break from his marital duties and spouse and acts like he is single without any responsibilities or obligation to his family or spouse.
My dad has been in Vegas for 2 weeks, taking a gentleman's intermission from my mom.
Gentleman's Intermission by pureh November 6, 2010

cockslap interception 

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before