ingrown toenail 

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.

That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!

ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005

ingrown booger

Booger stuck to the inside of your nose. It is nearly impossible to remove and will bleed profusely once pried off.

Removing this damn ingrown booger is gonna hurt like a bitch.

ingrown booger by doc ling January 28, 2008

ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

ingrown cunt hair by Fanny Pack 69 December 20, 2022

ingrown toenail 

A red, enflamed bulb of skin that grows over the side of your toenail. Usually considerably annoying and mildly painful until it is removed by a doctor. What the doctor will do is anesthetize your toe and cut away part of the toenail, and that part will have to grow back over several months.

Ingrown toenail is caused by clipping your toenail too deep on the sides, or by chewing your toenails. Don't do it unless you want a trip to the doctor.

You will know you have an ingrown toenail when the toe starts to bother you around 5-7 days after you caused the trauma. It will CONTINUE TO GROW until you get it removed, it will never go away. It will develop scab tissue over the enflamed part to protect itself.

Johnny clipped his toenails too close to the skin on the sides, and several months later he had an ingrown toenail. His complaint was, "Then why do they make the toenail clippers curved on the sides?"

Betsy developed the unfortunate habit of chewing on her toenails, and several weeks later she had 2 ingrown toenails.

ingrown toenail by Pyro23 June 29, 2011

Ingrown hair 

a disgusting pimple-looking, green-pus filled lesion of the skin caused by not shaving in a while or shaving irritation. So, go shave.

There is an ingrown hair in my arm pit because i didnt use shaving cream.

Ingrown hair by llamainahat November 6, 2010

Ingrown Hairpes 

A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.

Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.

Ingrown Hairpes by captnporkchop September 14, 2011

Ingrown Factoid 

Words spouted by Laura Ingraham taken as fact, therefore creating factoids.

"...as was implied by the Foxnews ingrown factoid piece"

Ingrown Factoid by Taipo October 29, 2020