in yourz car
in yourz car by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021
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lock your keys in your car
to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
lock your keys in your car by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008
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get your ass in the car
get your ass in the car by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022
I'll be in your care
Totally not suspicious guy with no face: I'll be in your care! Haha! (Talking to your girl)
You, with brain cells: Man, fuck yo momma.
You, with brain cells: Man, fuck yo momma.
I'll be in your care by CoolCoonClan January 13, 2024
turn in your man card
instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....
When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........
turn in your man card by sheila in the car August 21, 2010
punch a hole in your man card
a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."
Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."
On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."
Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."
On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
punch a hole in your man card by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
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