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This Just In: You're a Jackass 

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it 

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."
Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

you're in my bubble 

Used by someone to mean that their personal space is being invaded.
Steve: Step back, you're in my bubble.
Adam: Sorry, bro. No homo.

and the horse you rode in on

referring namely to you, et al.
"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"

well fuck you and the horse you rode in on 

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others
"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"