in the pantry 

A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!"
Person 2: "I never would've guessed that she was in the pantry!"

in the pantry by whostolemyjelly October 8, 2019

In The Pantry 

Someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight.

When someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry.

Person A: Dude, I'm just big boned.
Person B: So you're still in the pantry I see.

In The Pantry by TikPandora November 29, 2011

handsy in the pantry 

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

handsy in the pantry by kimboslice4566 May 20, 2011

put the beans in the pantry 

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

put the beans in the pantry by BestBuddies September 14, 2017

Stuck the butter in the pantry

Euphemism for unintentional anal sex.

Girl 1: My guy and I were having some crazy sex last night and he almost stuck the butter in the pantry!

Girl 2: Ahh! I hate it when that happens!

Stuck the butter in the pantry by NotMalice May 28, 2012

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry 

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

antsy in the pantsy 

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

antsy in the pantsy by Teratogen June 2, 2011