In The Bath

This phrase is used as an analogy for the comfortable paranoia associated with being stoned. It was decided that you would not enjoy meeting new people while naked in the bath, much the same as you would not enjoy meeting new people while stoned. It is also noted that once in the bath.... it is very unpleasant leaving it, much like how one likes to stay stoned.

:also read "eating a sandwich"....they're messy and you usually end up in the bath afterwards

"man the landlord is here"
"shit, don't bring him in, i'm in the bath"

by Enda Mc December 30, 2007

dog in the bath

Whilst plugging a girl you attempt to stick your nuts in her box or arse as well. The difficulty of doing this is equivalent to getting a dog to take a bath.

I gave the bitch a dog in the bath.

by virginconversionunit March 24, 2004

turd in the bath

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.

"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017

shit in the bath

1) to be very drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk

1) yooooo i was shittin in the bath yesterday
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH

by enoyel August 1, 2008

put the doggie in the bath tub

A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.

That girl is such a slut. Last night, she let me put the doggie in the bath tub!

by Peteybigballer February 4, 2010

Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.

Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.

by the d00d October 20, 2006

Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

by Le_Moff May 14, 2012