foot-in-mouth disease 

An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot

I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.

foot-in-mouth disease by Baz S. December 9, 2007

put foot in mouth 

to blunder, to stumble

She really put foot in mouth when she called her boyfriendby he name of her ex

put foot in mouth by Amanecer January 22, 2015

foot in mouth 

when one accidentally says something offensive or stupid

example 1:

amy: "she agrees with me, see you're in shape! finally someone who agrees with me"

norman: "who disagreed?"

example 2:

andrew stone: "your mom is stupid"

david: "your mom is fat"

(person's mom walks in, and heard him put his foot in his mouth)

david: "oh,... uhm hi Mrs. Stone"

example 3:

little kid's mom: "i feel bloated"

little kid named ben: "its okay to be fat when you're old"
(little kids are usually excused from foot in mouth because of their ignorance and innocence)

foot in mouth by eeeeeeoooooop August 1, 2012

Dick in mouth disease 

It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.

Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

Dick in mouth disease by Mrconjman July 5, 2017

foot-in-mouth disease 

An affliction that often occurs to people who chronically don't think carefully enough about what they are saying in a conversation. Saying something thoughtless that might hurt another's feelings is something we all do occasionally, but if it happens more than once or twice per month, you might have foot-in-mouth disease.

When Bill dissed his sister's new boyfriend to his buddy Richard, he didn't bother to look around and make sure she was out of earshot. Richard said, "Damn, Bill, she's in the kitchen only a few feet away! D'ya got foot-in-mouth disease or somethin'? "

foot-in-mouth disease by Jori Atoz April 25, 2016

Cock in Mouth 

The inability to argue a correct viewpoint because the opposition has their cock in your mouth

You can't argue with me due to the Cock in Mouth theory. Now go deeper...

Cock in Mouth by JR Page December 9, 2006

Cock-In-Mouth Disease 

A nymphomaniac.

"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

Cock-In-Mouth Disease by Joe. Kerr March 31, 2009