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Lingo Impaired 

Lingo impaired
To be limited in your ability or to be completely unable to speak, understand or write in the linguistic stylings of other peoples and cultures.
To be ebonically handicapped is to be lingo impaired.
Lingo Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 11, 2020

ancora imparo 

A reminder that mistakes are a learning curve, that every first, second, third....time provides oppotunity for improvement, that you are always ancora imparo
ancora imparo by Momma Nut August 28, 2010

Ancora Imparo 

Italian for "I am still learning." Said to have been uttered by Michelangelo on his death bed. Slogan of the Pennsylvania DeMolay KeyMan conference.
Take the time to learn from your peers and coworkers. Remember, ancora imparo.
Ancora Imparo by Flanny2701 August 7, 2018

Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.

Technologically impaired 

someone that has NO CLUE on how to use technology, such as computers, cell phones, ipods, mp3s.
Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!

Red Dead Impairment

What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.
Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.

Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.