An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.
Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."
Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
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