immaculate ejection

An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.

Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."

immaculate ejection by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021

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immaculate erection

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!

immaculate erection by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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