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iejew is just a bunch of words that i spammed
iejew!! (i spammed random words cause i was struggling in murder party in roblox)
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When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it.
John: Hey, Greg, can I check my facebook on your iphone?
Greg: No.
John: Wow, why are you being such an iJew, Greg?
iJew by Greg isanijew January 11, 2009

injewition 

The spidey sense feeling you get when someone tries to rip you off
Andrey tried to sell me some apples at $10 a pound, and at that moment my injewition went off and I haggled him down to $2.
injewition by backcheck October 4, 2016
Jemel decided to named his son, IeJemel
iejemel by T-wingfighter November 21, 2021
A mixed bred Irish-Jew. Carries the humor and conflict/guilt/neuroses of both Catholicism and Judaism. Crazy funny and good with money.
She is out of her mind; brilliant, unpredictable, hysterical funny, hysterical crazy, thinks too much, talks too much. Reinvented sex. A total iJew.
iJew by Screwballgirlie September 19, 2010
A legal grievance dat you claim was caused by someone of Hebrew origin.
In da Shakespeare comedy-play, "Merchant of Venice", Shylock blubberingly protested dat Antonio owed him a pound of flesh, but when all was said and done, it was actually said conniving and greedy loan shark who himself ended up with da major "injewry", in dat he was obliged to donate most of his ill-gotten assets to da poorer-but-more-honest folks in da story.
injewry by QuacksO December 17, 2020

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when someone smashes the fuck out of their keyboard because they got 98% on acheron or sum shit like that.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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