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When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it.
John: Hey, Greg, can I check my facebook on your iphone?
Greg: No.
John: Wow, why are you being such an iJew, Greg?
iJew by Greg isanijew January 11, 2009

injewition 

The spidey sense feeling you get when someone tries to rip you off
Andrey tried to sell me some apples at $10 a pound, and at that moment my injewition went off and I haggled him down to $2.
injewition by backcheck October 4, 2016
Jemel decided to named his son, IeJemel
iejemel by T-wingfighter November 21, 2021
A mixed bred Irish-Jew. Carries the humor and conflict/guilt/neuroses of both Catholicism and Judaism. Crazy funny and good with money.
She is out of her mind; brilliant, unpredictable, hysterical funny, hysterical crazy, thinks too much, talks too much. Reinvented sex. A total iJew.
iJew by Screwballgirlie September 19, 2010
A legal grievance dat you claim was caused by someone of Hebrew origin.
In da Shakespeare comedy-play, "Merchant of Venice", Shylock blubberingly protested dat Antonio owed him a pound of flesh, but when all was said and done, it was actually said conniving and greedy loan shark who himself ended up with da major "injewry", in dat he was obliged to donate most of his ill-gotten assets to da poorer-but-more-honest folks in da story.
injewry by QuacksO December 17, 2020

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when someone smashes the fuck out of their keyboard because they got 98% on acheron or sum shit like that.
iefewfdhdovhfohdguhfuofreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejiefjeifjefpe90r940549305304 ARE YOU KIDDIN ME DUDE 98 ON ACHERON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO iefewfdhdovhfohdguhfuofreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejiefjeifjefpe90r940549305304