When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.
Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
by D Rut. September 9, 2008
An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.

For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.

The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
by The Wonderer_69 June 26, 2021
Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.
by jojomooin September 27, 2017
This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 15, 2018
Girll your gay donโ€™t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ have some fruit cause you fruity
โ€œI like Ice coffeeโ€
So your gay
โ€œYeaโ€
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*
by TRUST ME IM WISE October 16, 2021
When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
by Sidewhore January 31, 2018
panic attack
drink ice coffee
panic attack
drink ice coffee
panic attack
by WhyAreWeStillHere? May 16, 2022