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iFunny's Law 

A scientific term. iFunny's Law states that nobody can truly feel joy as long as they have an iFunny account. Creating an iFunny account significantly increases your chance to become unfunny or politically extreme. This unfunniness is learned through absolutely every meme that gets to be in "featured" on the app, all of which are not funny.

iFunny users, now sub-human and no longer able to understand good humor, resort to shitting on every other meme page on the internet, such as Tumblr or Reddit, for their comedy. The only way to potentially break iFunny's Law is for an active user to post comments on featured posts that improve on the initial meme, or otherwise are actually funny opposite to the post.

The best way to avoid iFunny's Law is to only use the app to create one's own content or only having chat rooms with friends, but the effort it would take to create something original on the app, or to have a user find friends, is enormous and a near impossible feat.
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iFunny User: This was not at all funny, give me top comment, the app is dying, n-word. Still better than Tumblr tho.
Intelligent person: You just enabled iFunny's Law on Doge, wtf??
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026