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iFunny's Law 

A scientific term. iFunny's Law states that nobody can truly feel joy as long as they have an iFunny account. Creating an iFunny account significantly increases your chance to become unfunny or politically extreme. This unfunniness is learned through absolutely every meme that gets to be in "featured" on the app, all of which are not funny.

iFunny users, now sub-human and no longer able to understand good humor, resort to shitting on every other meme page on the internet, such as Tumblr or Reddit, for their comedy. The only way to potentially break iFunny's Law is for an active user to post comments on featured posts that improve on the initial meme, or otherwise are actually funny opposite to the post.

The best way to avoid iFunny's Law is to only use the app to create one's own content or only having chat rooms with friends, but the effort it would take to create something original on the app, or to have a user find friends, is enormous and a near impossible feat.
(doge meme)
iFunny User: This was not at all funny, give me top comment, the app is dying, n-word. Still better than Tumblr tho.
Intelligent person: You just enabled iFunny's Law on Doge, wtf??
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