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I can't turn it off
I can't flip the switch
I can't be alone with you even in a crowded room
And not feel it
I can't read your mind
If I should go or stay
Am I easy to forget or do you regret
Meeting me in the first place
I won’t ever stop loving you!

i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

i won't be long 

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out
i won't be long by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

i won’t you 

i want you

or can be said as you won’t me

I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

i won’t be mad 

#1 Lie told by parents to get their child to confess something, which they then proceed to get mad about.
“You can tell me, I won’t be mad” “So I......” “You’re grounded for fucking life!”
i won’t be mad by Lifefuckingsucks November 19, 2017