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i pad kid
a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
i pad kid by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022
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I-Pad Kid
I-Pad Kid by Hdjdj3jdjd May 18, 2021
iPad Kid
Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.
iPad kid
A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.
My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.
iPad kid by LukesPoetryCorner April 28, 2021
Word of the Day on June 16, 2022
sticky ipad kid
a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.
sticky ipad kid by cassidybowe July 29, 2021
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