i gotta crap 

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

i gotta crap by AcidJed April 9, 2004

i gotta make crappers 

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

i gotta make crappers by Octavarium August 21, 2009