i dick on that

means that you are better then the thing you are saying you dick on

Guy 1: did you see that girl

Guy 2: i dick on that girl

by lollypoplicking wnakr May 12, 2008

i dicked er

The fine art of making a big mistake

I told my mom I'd come for supper on Friday but there is a party. I went to the party instead. Guess I dicked er!!

by Chipdog September 19, 2013

i like dick

An expression used to say that you like penis

Mai: I like dick
Silvia: I'm disappointment in you
Robin: Gay

by OppaiOver69 February 6, 2018

i like dick

saying used by gay men that means: i like dick

jo: i like dick
Mama: me too
Jo: wanna fuck
Mama: hell yeah

by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021

I Love Dick

Gay people feel this way.

Johnny said I love dick.

by Plasmic Ashes January 5, 2019

I am dick

When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.

Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a

anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.

Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.

Also used:
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.

GUY 1: Hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
GUY 2: Sorry, I'll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
GUY 1: She's 85...
GUY 2: Yeah. I am dick.

BUDDY 1: We're out of marshmellows. Can you go grab some more?
BUDDY 2: What? Why?
BUDDY 1: I threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
BUDDY 2: You am dick.

by TLTheriault October 29, 2011

i want dick

Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.

Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.

Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..

by Useidon February 20, 2017