A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.
My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.
Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.