Skip to main content
A Dutch social networking site. Similar to Facebook and myspace, just not as over the top.

The people who use hyves.net are any combination of the following:

Dutch
Cool
Dutch wannabes
Celebrities
Dude1: OMG! Did you get that email from hyves that said it's almost Freddy's birthday?

Dude2: Yeah, I totally did. But I knew her birthday is coming soon anyway. I'm don't just sit around and mess with hyves too much.

Dude1: Yeah, I know what you mean. You log on, you log off, without all the mess and time waste of facebook!

Dude2: And that's why hyves rocks my socks!
hyves by K. Schulten March 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A dutch social-networking site. Used by all those who want to act cool. Often people upload there most gangster pictures to it. It is not a place to meet new people, yet to contact your friends that are too lazy to get on MSN.
Person A: Hey, do you have hyves?
Person B: No, I just use MSN.
Hyves by Misteh April 26, 2009
Related Words
hyves • hypester • Hyesa • hynes • Hives M1nd • Hiveswap • Hyeseung • hyesm • Hyesoo • hynesight
Crab lice, also called pubic lice, (singular, louse) commonly called "crabs" due to their resemblance to a crab, are one of three kinds of human lice in the large group of lice families.
Did you know he's got hyves.
Often used in comedy series and movies.
hyves by John Vanholland November 3, 2007
you're so small you look like Hyesu lol
Hyesu by yuwu December 16, 2019
Shinhwa's Little Prince. Lead vocal of Shinhwa. Ageless. Able to hold a note like nobody's business. Shy but still somehow sexy. The reason I forget to breathe sometimes.
Omg!! There's HyeSung!!!

*stops breathing and passes out.

DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO OF HYESUNG BEING CUTE?

*Forgets to how to breathe and passes out.
hyesung by Shinhwa_Changjo82 March 17, 2015
A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.
Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...
the hoves by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

hivesenated 

To have your life taken over by the band, The Hives.
Ha, Sam and Hannah have been hivesenated!
hivesenated by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Load more