hoyes 

a round, obnoxious hypocrite with an appetite for trans fats and the sausage of various bello(s)

Brett: "Blake! you gotta get that Hoyes away from my Bello!"
Blake: "Don't worry, that Hoyes will be coming home with me tonight"

hoyes by Sig Machee April 16, 2008

hoyes' inbox 

something absolutely nobody gives a shit about.

please fill hoyes' inbox with useless information.

hoyes' inbox by Benjamin P. Runkle April 16, 2008

Hoyes Syndrome 

absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe

- confusion

- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus

- sometimes expresses broken english

- extra pinky toe

- Tourette's

can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am

"why is she yelling bwekfast??- shes got hoyes syndrome"

Hoyes Syndrome by bestbitchgangsterrapperboss September 11, 2019

hoesplat 

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Detective "Four Hoes" 

the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.

Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*

Detective "Four Hoes" by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020