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hoverbug 

n. one who lingers in your general area for no other reason than to look over your shoulder to see what you're doing. Usually someone who wants to catch you doing something wrong to report it to a higher authority.
1) "I wanted to surf youtube at work but because the boss' pet was being a hoverbug, I couldn't"

2) Teenager on msn: Id totally link u those pics but my lil sis wont get out of the room.
Another teenager on msn: Sounds liek u have a hvrbg.
hoverbug by CARaven September 11, 2009
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HOVERBUTT 

A butt that literally defies gravity. It has such an obnoxious amount of perk, it is said to blind men who stare at it too long due to it's mesmerizing floatage.
Jip: "Damnn!! did you see Lisa's ass mann?!?!"
Owen: "No, why?"
Jip: "She had a total hoverbutt!!"
Owen: "Really?!"
Jip: "MAN! that thing was just floating!"
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Hoverbutting 

The act of holding ones butt over (but not directly on) a dirty toilet seat while taking a dump. This is done to prevent ones ass from retaining any germs which the toilet seat might have.
The public toilet was so filthy, I had no choice but to hoverbutt.

Sometimes hoverbutting is the only way to be safe.
Hoverbutting by Mordrahelm December 18, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026