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hoverbug 

n. one who lingers in your general area for no other reason than to look over your shoulder to see what you're doing. Usually someone who wants to catch you doing something wrong to report it to a higher authority.
1) "I wanted to surf youtube at work but because the boss' pet was being a hoverbug, I couldn't"

2) Teenager on msn: Id totally link u those pics but my lil sis wont get out of the room.
Another teenager on msn: Sounds liek u have a hvrbg.
hoverbug by CARaven September 11, 2009
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HOVERBUTT 

A butt that literally defies gravity. It has such an obnoxious amount of perk, it is said to blind men who stare at it too long due to it's mesmerizing floatage.
Jip: "Damnn!! did you see Lisa's ass mann?!?!"
Owen: "No, why?"
Jip: "She had a total hoverbutt!!"
Owen: "Really?!"
Jip: "MAN! that thing was just floating!"
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Hoverbutting 

The act of holding ones butt over (but not directly on) a dirty toilet seat while taking a dump. This is done to prevent ones ass from retaining any germs which the toilet seat might have.
The public toilet was so filthy, I had no choice but to hoverbutt.

Sometimes hoverbutting is the only way to be safe.
Hoverbutting by Mordrahelm December 18, 2008