HoustonMC 

Somebody with a HUGE DICK

Person: wow is that guy houstonmc??1????!?!??!!??

HoustonMC by HoustonMC May 3, 2019

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Northwest Houston 

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

Northwest Houston by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019

Houston Galleria 

Opened in 1970, Houston's Galleria is the original, in the sense that it was the first mall in the U.S. to fuse a mall with hotels and office towers, not to mention an ice skating rink bigger than Rockefeller Center. The mixed-use concept has been used in other malls since then, but this was the first, and therefore important in the evolution of malls. Modeled after the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele in Milan, Italy. Currently about 375 stores and 50 restaurants.

the Galleria (with a small t) owns all others, except the original in Milan.

Houston Galleria by the migster September 5, 2005

Houston Stuffed Turkey 

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

Houston Stuffed Turkey by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

Houston high 

School with an identity crisis- is it in Germantown or Collierville?
Does it have snobby white girls in their dads jeeps or trashy black soundcloud rappers?
Are the teachers rude and unhelpful or are the kids ungrateful little shits?
The answer to these questions will always be both.

Jeez dude, you go to Houston high? When's the last time your classmates weren't assholes?

Houston high by CigBlappa January 30, 2019