House Rule
House Rule by leroymakeout December 30, 2008
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes
When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
House Rules
These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.
For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.
House Rules by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003
novo rules trump house rules
say it when u want to get what you want and you have a novo because novo rules automatically trump house rules
-darby and tara . (we made this shit)
-darby and tara . (we made this shit)
novo rules trump house rules by Nigger69cock May 4, 2019
cider house rules
Novel, movie, play by John Irving.
Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.
Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.
Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.
Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.
I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.
cider house rules by A Pied Kiwi April 1, 2008
Bike/Horse Rule
A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.
Bike/Horse Rule by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022
House Rules
The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
House Rules by Publius0987 April 13, 2025