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House Elf
1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.)
2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.
2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.
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house elf
A polite word for an African- American or black employee of Carnegie Mellon University that exhibits incompetence, idiocy, and tomfoolery in its purest form.
Fucking house elves.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.
house elf by Justin Hedge February 4, 2008
House Elf
House Elves are from Britain, but are common wherever Fairy Folk are known to live. Virtually every house has one. They tend to live in broom closets. House Elves are very helpful, unlike pixies and imps which tend to be more tricksey. House Elves will aid in any household tasks. Of course, they are very sneaky and you will probably never see them.
House Elf
Someone who obeys people of higher authority without question or concern for what is right or wrong. This person usually hangs around the authority figure trying to please them at any cost.
Look at Johnny over there with Mr. Peterson, what a house elf. I bet he would scrub Mr. Peterson’s underwear if he was asked.
House Elf by Steve-a-reno December 28, 2005
Dobby the house elf
The only acknowledged house elf from harry potter...which is ME ME ME..only me...i want to take over the world...muchachacha...which is I chloe the one and only house elf in the world...her enemy is Gollam....from Lord of The Rings...
Chloe (during the movie of Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets)dobby comes on: AAAH she screams and says that is me the one and only dobby the house elf....at school and at night she tells herself bad dobby must obey master and inside her head she says no must take over the world and beat gollam
Dobby the house elf by crystal September 3, 2004
Houseelfsyndrome
Mum: "sweetie clean up!"
Child: "ok..."
Child: "dang it, she knows I have Houseelfsyndrome"
Child: "N-N MUUUU NO MUM I WON'T !" *chokes on word
Mum: "not again...wait how do I stop the Houseelfsyndrome again? Oh yeah i give him clothing in a book." *hands over a book with a sock in it*
Child: "ok..."
Child: "dang it, she knows I have Houseelfsyndrome"
Child: "N-N MUUUU NO MUM I WON'T !" *chokes on word
Mum: "not again...wait how do I stop the Houseelfsyndrome again? Oh yeah i give him clothing in a book." *hands over a book with a sock in it*
Houseelfsyndrome by Fluffythethreeheadeddog April 1, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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