house chimp

Yet another derogatory way to describe a person of African American backround.

"When it gets cold, those porch monkeys turn in to house chimps."

by Franklin Barnaby February 1, 2005

house chimp

a shitnigger that you keep around to fuck and shit on -- why God made house chimps

Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.

by monkey_hating lover October 19, 2008

house champ

a person or persons who are the best at a particular video game or party game compared to all other roommates of that person or other challengers. A "challenger" is a roommate or party-goer who competes with the "house champ" for the title of house champ. House champ is generally kept on a dry-erase board and should be challenged either weekly or monthly.

"Those dudes have been house champs for weeks at beer pong, but I think we can beat them this time."

"That dude cannot be beat in FIFA - he is the house champ."

by brotally_dude July 20, 2012