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house chimp 

a shitnigger that you keep around to fuck and shit on -- why God made house chimps
Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.
house chimp by monkey_hating lover October 19, 2008

house champ 

a person or persons who are the best at a particular video game or party game compared to all other roommates of that person or other challengers. A "challenger" is a roommate or party-goer who competes with the "house champ" for the title of house champ. House champ is generally kept on a dry-erase board and should be challenged either weekly or monthly.
"Those dudes have been house champs for weeks at beer pong, but I think we can beat them this time."

"That dude cannot be beat in FIFA - he is the house champ."
house champ by brotally_dude July 20, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008