Hotels.com

The place where cheap Asian people go to rent a hotel room

Guy 1: Yo, My boss fired me so i had to book my hotel with hotels.com
Guy 2: Get out.

by Some weird dude at TacoBell October 25, 2016

Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.

Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!

by Cyber Jesus July 23, 2010

Hilton Hotels

S p i d e r.

incy wincy spider went up the Hilton Hotels water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came the sun and dried up all the rain
so incy wincy spider went up the water spout again

by ilovehiltonhotels23 August 4, 2019

Hilton Hotels

A mild and plain hotel and a "famous hotel on the gaming site called Roblox.com" Most of the members on the Hilton Hotels group are botted, safechatters and most of all trash. Join Vella resort and Spa instead. ty

Hilton Hotels released another version of a plastic box, not surprising.

by Fadeian August 12, 2017

Bloxton Hotels

Bloxton Hotels is a "popular hotel & spa group on the website Roblox.com", most of the members are toxic, faking depression and using people for their rank. Join SizzleBurger instead, they don't serve glowing cheese.

Billy: Hey Jack, HRs at Bloxton Hotels are taking promotion requests!

Jack: WOW! I will definitely not make alts and suggest myself!

by Flyro December 9, 2018

Tactical hotels

Tactical hotels is a barf gang base with armies and stuff its a army its legit puke dog water barf vomit i looked at it and had severe vomiting and nausea and its so bad purely made

hey i just had a tactical hotels (barf/vomit/puke)

by Voidrip April 3, 2021

Ibis styles hotels

A common hotel chain in Europe that is located near city centers. They spend alot of money on the "style" part of the name but not alot on functionality of things. Bathrooms are small and showers will cause the entire floor to get wet. They don't have a slogan but should be "Twice the style for half the functionality"

Dude 1: Where did you stay on your trip?
Dude 2: At a Ibis Styles Hotels.
Dude 1: How was it?
Dude 2: The lobby was nice but when i got to my room it was small and cramped.
Dude 1: Really?
Dude 2: Yeh, and when I took a shower it got the whole floor wet!
Dude 1: Dude that sucks.
Dude 2: But hay that shower looked dope tho.

by Hanc0c_ June 22, 2016