A 2 part move. First insert thumb and forefinger in the "stink" and twist back and forth (as you would start the ignition to a car) while performing the shocker with the other hand using 3 fingers of your choice in the "pink" and making a zzzz noise- similar to the way one would hotwire a car.

I couldn't get her in the mood, so I decided to give her the Joliet Hotwire.

joliet hotwire by russelthelovemussel August 3, 2010

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hotwire

to attatch a tracking device.

The GI hotwired Saddam's son's car which led him into a US trap.

hotwire by Nishant Gehani May 8, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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