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Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning 

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better
Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out
hot curly sandwich by wriggleit September 13, 2019

curly hot pocket 

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.
Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

hotcurry 

1. Hotcurry, n. A large volume of forcefully-ejected yellow diarrhea. This liquishit will likely exhibit qualities not unlike a Possessed Shit and most certainly burn your asshole, resulting in the unfortunate ring of fire. A veritable assplosion, but in a single, powerful stream. You *never* want to subject your MVPP to hotcurry, as it will certainly render it permanently unsuitable.

2. Hotcurry, v. The act of spraying hotcurry out of one's anus.
Chuck: "Dude, you look like ass. What the hell happened?"
Maurice: "Oh man, I think those tacos we ate in Mexico last night were rancid. I've spent the whole morning hotcurrying the bowl!"
hotcurry by loathsome November 8, 2009