When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022
Consummated hostage : my wife still sees her boyfriend from high school they know each other well that's make me a consummated hostage . Inherited heir.
by THE BEAR . Husband December 8, 2022
by Huh what September 30, 2021