cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002

Hosenschlange 

German translation for trouser snake.

Bitte lutschen Sie an meine Hosenschlange.
(Please suck on my trouser snake.)

Hosenschlange by Dick Large January 30, 2012

hoonsi 

A one of a kind white, cute fluffy dog. Tends to hump a lot and will bite you if feels threatened. Also contains a power called the zoomies which makes them very fast and avoid any contact.

Hoonsi, I love you.

hoonsi by Youngsavage4 February 8, 2018

hoons

a group of young men driving fast or erratically in a sideways manner or with wheels spinning

like all "p" plate drivers in australia that buy a commodore
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"

hoons by eugene87 July 24, 2007

Hoonsa 

Shes crazy
Likes ugly asian boys
Her name sounds like a pakistani so she must be a pakistani

She has a mouth like a bitch when someone pisses her off
Thinks shes kim k but isnt
Has cool gangster type of style sense

This girl hoonsa is sooo crazy!

Hoonsa by OreoMonstah August 3, 2016

Hoons

Hitting a vape with more than 50mg of nic. Used as a code word so that teachers and parents don't understand.
Hoons=Vaping

"Yo can I have a hoon?"
"My hoon gives fat headrushes."
"Can we go for a quick hoon? My one died."
Word 'hoon' means hitting a vape with nic salts, used as a cover word. (Verb)Hitting a vape with more than 50mg of nic. Used as a code word so that teachers and parents don't understand.
Hoons=Vaping

Hoons by Sam NicSalts July 18, 2019