Horse Race 

A drinking game that requires a minimum of 4 people. Preferable opposite genders (unless you're into that stuff) A boy will pair up with a girl and depending on how many people you have there can be up to 6 teams. What will happen is each team has a designated drinker and can cracker. The can cracker will open the can (for shotgunning) after the drinker finishes each drink. The can cracker can only crack the can after the previous drink is finished. First team to finish all 3 shotguns wins. The losers have to make out for a solid 10 seconds. This can be played in a tournament or everyone can go at once.

Broski, Stephanie, and I had to make out after we lost horse race. Luckily we were both hammered after a few games.

Horse Race by @OfficalDrinkingGod June 15, 2020

Horse Race 

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

Horse Race by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

Horse Race 

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A whore's race is a horse race. Female horse-racers care called Horse Racists.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

Horse Race by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Horse Race Enthusiasts 

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.

Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"

Horse Race Enthusiasts by joe995 October 21, 2024

Mongolian Horse Race 

When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.

When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.

Mongolian Horse Race by pdodledad August 2, 2010

Finish third in a two horse race 

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.

Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.

Finish third in a two horse race by hallucinating_019 June 28, 2022

Words don't win a horse race 

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.

Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.

Words don't win a horse race by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020