Horizontally Challenged 

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

Horizontally Challenged by Mr Natural July 2, 2007

horizontally challenged 

A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.

Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.

horizontally challenged by MrBlik October 30, 2009

Horizontally Challenged 

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

Horizontally Challenged by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

horizontally challenged 

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

horizontally challenged by Assweepay October 1, 2005

Horizontally Challenged 

Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon

“Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged”
“I know, what a big girl”

Horizontally Challenged by Gaybobs January 13, 2024

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS 

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

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SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024