Horizontal Running

it's a special way of running. You lay on your back and move your legs so that you make the same movements as when you run. It is usually practiced by people who do not want to admit that they are lazy.

Aubrey: Amy what are you doing?
Amy: Im doing horizontal running.
Aubrey: Just admit that you are lazy.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Horizontal Running by Kazuichi souda April 4, 2022

horizontal running

Some thing Fat Amy does in the first Pitch Perfect

“Fat Amy what are you doing?” -Abory
“I’m horizontal running.” -Fat Amy *laying on the ground and moving her legs in a bicycle motion*

horizontal running by ??123 February 27, 2018