To stick out one's fists in front of themself, and shake quickly back and forth as if jerking off an invisible man.
by Anzulo Nildo October 21, 2003
see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.
"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."
by luger douche June 28, 2006
The act of ejaculating onto your girlfriends face while she is wearing sunglasses and listening to The Who.
My girlfriend was sunbathing in the back yard the other day and when The Who came on the radio, I just had to give her a Dirty Horatio.
by Squilubrious Fnizzleschnarf Jr June 11, 2020
To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.
That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.
by notyourmamasiambicpentameter February 21, 2018
the flaming horatio is when a women sticks a straw up a latin mans anus after he just took a drippy shit from the fire sauce at taco bell
" my man was releaved becasue i gave him the big ol nasty flaming horatio again, he was loose though, weird"
by klamdon October 21, 2003
Receiving oral with sunglasses on, as you're about to spew, you take off your sunglasses ala Horatio Cane and blow your load in her face
I was at the beach receiving fellatio, as I was about to climax, I pulled out, and gave her a "Horatio Cane"
by El Duro July 11, 2008
by MrPrefect August 29, 2005