(Hoop-D) DC term for ANY big, long AMERICAN automobile, preferably a GM car (Cadi, Chevy etc); MUST have tinted windows so the cops can't see what your smokin, MUST have a system, MUST have rims that cost more than the car itself, usually occupied by either blacks, hispanics or both.
by Kung Fu Rick November 2, 2003
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Broke down ass piece of shit car that yall dawgs b tryin to ride up in thinkin the lookin pimped wen they aint.
Look at that hooptie jermaine b ridin in, he can't hit this badonkadonk while thats the piece of shit he tryin to stunt.
by urpussy November 20, 2005
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Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.

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Why you rollin that hoopty? Get yourself a nice ride.
by Rollinhoopty June 13, 2014
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A worn out car, usually old
As 50 cent once said: “If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”
by Saucydawsy November 8, 2019
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Used to decsribe any item that is in poor condition, of poor quality, or outdated.
"My dad bought the most hoopty TV you can get"
by Disco Stu February 7, 2005
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Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.
A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.
by Headman July 13, 2005
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a hollow peice of glass or metal used to ingest crack cocaine. usually containing chore boy.
this shits wearing off pass me that hooptie.
by jimmanthapinkerton March 22, 2009
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